The Bachelor Australia is back! And tbh, we enjoy watching our twitter feed blow up equally as much as we like watching the show.
What can we say? We love some good snark.
We should probably mention that Matty J is as endearing in real life as he appears on the show. We had a good chat with the Sydney-sider (yes, we spoke to him even though he’s from Sydney) and he’s a top bloke.
- Bachelor Australia: Meet the girls
- Sophie Monk is The Bachelorette
- We chat with Matty J
- The ultimate Melbourne cocktail list
Anyway, see below for the best tweets from episode one.
Well played, Australia. Well played.
"She's unique" is Matty for "these producers are fucking with me, hey?" #thebachelorAU
— crinkle cut chips (@oldbiddyyelling) July 26, 2017
It's important not to be misheard when you introduce yourself as 'constable'. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) July 26, 2017
— It's Back; Matt Back (@MattiusBackius) July 26, 2017
— Vanessa L (@stargirl1013) July 26, 2017
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) July 26, 2017
— Natalie D (@natalie_d22) July 26, 2017
— Frith (@pluckyloser) July 26, 2017
— Amy Lyall (@amy_lyall) July 26, 2017
Oh we’re getting into the Dom/Sub play a bit early Matty. #TheBachelorAU
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) July 26, 2017
— MelbourneLyf (@MelbourneLyf) July 26, 2017
.@oshergunsberg tells them about the secret garden then shows them where it is.
IT'S NOT A SECRET ANY MORE #BachelorAU
— Nehad (@nehadk) July 26, 2017
"I brought my dog from Hawaii"
NO ONE TELL BARNABY JOYCE.#TheBachelorAU
— jackson langford (@jacksonlangford) July 26, 2017
— Courtney Gould (@heyycourtt) July 26, 2017
"I've met nicer people at Aldi" – QUOTE OF THE NIGHT #TheBachelorAU
— Kate (@katelawrence95) July 26, 2017
"I'm so confident" *hair flick*
— Kahlarsee (@kahlarsee) July 26, 2017
"Is it an intruder". IT IS NIGHT ONE!! You only just got there yourself. smh. #TheBachelorAU
— Steven Adams (@stevenadams3) July 26, 2017
if you want to make snarky social commentary get a twitter account like the rest of us #TheBachelorAU
— HollyweedDaisy (@hollyandaisys) July 26, 2017
I can't wait for 47yo's from the outer suburbs to complain on the Herald Sun's Facebook that its a waste of police resources #TheBachelorAU
— Michael Beveridge (@mickyb273) July 26, 2017