Beyoncé’s birthday party

  • Aug 18, 2017

Better call Becky with the good hair, ‘cos a Beyoncé birthday party is going down in Melbourne.

The kween turns 35 in September – so you’ve still got time to achieve everything that she has… right?

We can’t think of a better way to honour the greatest human on the planet than with an epic night of booty-shaking south of the river.

  • Beyoncé Birthday party
  • 10pm-3am, September 2
  • Supersmall, 147 Commercial Road South Yarra
  • More info here

Our mates at Supersmall are behind the event, which will be held on September 2 at the South Yarra venue.

Yes, we know Bey’s b’day (or Beyday, if you will) is actually September 4, but come on – that’s a Monday).

“Shake your jelly up in the club to all of Beyonce’s anthems from 10pm-1am followed by all your fave rnb and party sing-a-longs all night,” the organisers say.

You can nab a free drink on entry if you’re wearing Bey’s activewear label, Ivy Park (you might need a freebie if you’ve spent your hard earned on Ivy Park – lulz).

There will be life-size cutouts and face cut outs of Beyoncé, “Beyoncé visuals” blowing up the spot, and a free photobooth



And as always, the bar is where the theme really heats up at Supersmall:

  • $5 Vodka Lemonades
  • $5 Destiny Juice
  • $5 Single Ladies Slushies
  • $7 Queen Bey Bombs
  • $10 Espresso Beytinis
  • $10 Beyjitos
  • $10 Sasha Spritz
  • $10 Diva Drank

Sounds good to us. Bow down, bitches. Let’s do this.

Our five fave Beyonce tracks

(In no particular order… and we changed our song selection like a thousand times. There’s basically no right answer.)

1. Love on top

2. 1+1

3. Run the world

4. If I were a boy

5. Freedom